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Intel Ad: Jokes... Hilarious
>> ^budzos:
Ughhhh.... liked the commercial until the crowd of people making the noise at the end. I can't stand corporate marketing of "our people" like that. Such fucking..... jizz raggery.


Now that you've mentioned it...

WERE MONSTERS INCORPORATED! WE SCARE, BECAUSE WE CARE!

*sigh* I unfortunately agree. This is coming from the same company that now disowns who actually invented the microprocessor because the 70s were inconvenient for them. Hell they used an actor in the "Inventor of USB" ads? I can only imagine now that all those people at the end are all actors and never even stepped foot inside Intel headquarters and have AMD processors on their home computers


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Visualizing Empires Decline
Alternative title: Countries with really bad acne.


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TYT: Sarah Palin is still stupid
I don't exactly like her, but she at least knows how to keep herself in the news. This woman abandoned her post and yet is managing to pull off a successful book tour as well as having her name mentioned in headlines on a daily basis. (Most of the major news sites over the past week have had her name at least once in the top stories, daily) It's hard to even buy this kind of publicity.

Unfortunately she has about 6,124,789 miles to go before I would ever vote for her, though.


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Couple Arrested for Not Paying Tip
After watching far too many episodes of Kitchen Nightmares I think that them worrying over a $16 will now be the least of this pubs concern. They should have just comped the tip after taking the bill and now they will likely lose far more in negative publicity.

So you take their money anyways and THEN call the police? Sorry, dick move on their part. By the way, I've worked for small business before and I know how it is. You win customers by providing good service, and lose customers by providing shit service. Simple, end of story.

Hell, I once had a dining experience that would make Mr. Pink want to shoot up the entire resturant and without me asking the manager not only comped the meal but also offered free desserts on top of it. This is how you get people to keep coming back despite the fact you just lost money in the short term.


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Super Mario Bros. Skills (Wii version!)
Not shown: Mario filling several vomit bags inside the castle afterward.


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8-bit L4d
All its missing is the crappy digitized voice of "RELOADING!"


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FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT
Someone played way too much Gradius, Outrun, Last Resort and LucasArts adventure games.

*takes out his geek card*

If I had to guess what would closely emulate this as a real system, it would be this one.


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Bombproof Wallpaper.
In this test it is quite effective in preventing penetration and subsequent collapse of the wall. the structural integrity would have been compromised of course, but it looks to me like anyone inside a structure so protected would be able to survive and get out to safety.

Err wait... there was no load on the top of that wall. It seems to me this wallpaper might stop bomb fragments but won't exactly prevent the wall from collapsing under the weight above it. Cool idea, but I have a hard time seeing how this would actually work.

(Perhaps a better demo is if they made a small shack with the stuff, set off an actual bomb in it rather than use a wrecking ball. Why call it bomb proof wallpaper when you did'nt even use a bomb?)


written by Croccydile  | 1 week 3 days ago | CH
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Mr. T changes World of Warcraft with the Mohawk Grenade!
Thanks for reminding me why I stopped playing this crap.


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Flight 1549 Computer Reconstruction.
Serious fuckin props to the Captain. I would be horrified to be at the controls of a barely flying brick heading toward the water.


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Know Your Meme: AutoTune - With Professor Weird Al Yankovic
Cute mudkip at the end there... shoe on the head?


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On the top of Burj Dubai's Spire - 818 m (2,684 ft)
Or the ultimate nightmare for someone with vertigo...


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London in 1927 - Early Colour Silent Film
They did not specify exactly what colour process was used on the YT page, I was curious. I managed to do a little research from a page I remember listing various processes for silent films. The credits said Friese-Greene Colour process which in turn is "Biocolor". The alternating red/green frames was obvious to me in the motion sequences as Technicolor 2-strip takes 2 images simultaneously rather than alternating.

Here is the actual process http://www.widescreenmuseum.com/oldcolor/stained.htm and the wiki page for the man behind the tech. Although I would take the "invented" part with a grain of salt from the credits as it seems he just ripped off a previous process and called it his own This film is listed as one of four made...

Really cool to see a very rare colour process used on an even rarer film. I wish there was more of this and other rare processes. Most of it likely has permanently vanished due to rotting away


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In Defense of the Katana: A pwnage in 3 chapters
Upvote for the Mishima soundtrack, even if this is fake.


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5,000 volts is enough to crush a soda can
This guy has nothing on the Destruct-o-tron


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ATI/AMD's DirectX-11-Techdemo Ladybug (DoF, Focal Lens)
You guys are really gonna hate me for this one, but... http://www.daionet.gr.jp/~masa/rthdribl/

This was back in 2003... on DirectX 9

What this video is basically saying to me is "We still have not reached the full potential that DirectX 9 offered, but buy our new videocard anyways!".

To be fair, that demo also ran at complete dogshit speeds on a 9800 Pro at the time with stuff like DoF turned up, modern cards handle this very easily.


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Google Navigation = Death of GPS Makers
Hey, I think the demo was awesome too, but lets be realistic here...

Apple and Google had a falling out over maps on the iPhone, so don't expect this to ever show up on that device. Apple is attempting to go it alone for maps now, which might be a poor result considering how good Google Maps was on the iPhone. What it will hurt are commercial GPS apps on the iPhone.

In the meantime, for reasons shole stated this will NOT be the death of normal GPS. A standalone device can be had now for $100-$150 when an Android phone is significantly higher priced not to mention the monthly fee. Your standalone device will literally work in the middle of nowhere and your Android is tied to your mobile cell coverage. No signal = no maps. Standalone GPS devices were hot items for Christmas because of convenience, low cost, and they have significantly better battery life than your average smartphone.

I can only hope though it also improves the quality of said standalone devices, which have their own problems like charging far too much for map updates and/or clunky + slow interfaces that respond as well as attempting to swim through mud. If Google released a non-Android GPS that did what this demo does in a say a $200 device, THEN Garmin/Tomtom can start to panic.


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Gas on the right, brake on the left. Got it.
Can I get whatever is in that pole to protect my house for the next hurricane season?


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Bill Plympton sucks (Blog Entry by gwiz665)
So, I had to google who the hell Bill Blympton is since I had no idea who he was or why I should care. Would it be ironical then he did the animation for Don't Download This Song?


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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
11 years ago I had the flu... as in the real flu. Reading the fuss over swine flu makes me laugh a little on the inside because my trip to the ER over the flu I was barely able to keep focused and had not been able to eat anything for two days. I forget what they did to me, because I wound up sleeping for 12 hours and finally feeling somewhat better. If I waited another day to go to the ER it was possible I could have perished from your average standard old flu.

(Your yearly flu can be just as deadly as swine flu, I can only guess the fuss is that H1N1 is... more bad?)


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