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water slide,trap door,germans,peeing,my,speedo the most balls-out looping german water slide i've ever seen

the most balls-out looping german water slide i've ever seen

posted by youmakekittymad 1 year 6 months ago • 7933 views
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from Gizmodo: "This German water slide is the definition of terror. Rather than starting out sitting down and sliding into the steep part, you start standing up on a trap door that they pull out from underneath you. It drops you straight down, you know, so you can gather enough speed for the complete loop that it throws you through. I don't understand German, so I'm not sure exactly what they're saying in this, but I assume it has something to do with the dangerous amount of chlorine in the water to help balance out the pee that every single rider leaves behind."

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Oh, what I would pay to see a morbidly obese person try this and get stuck at the top of the loop!


written by thinker247  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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That incoming pool isn't yellow by accident...


written by Norsuelefantti  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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What happens if you don't make the loop and slide back to the first low point? Wouldn't the blockage cause water to pool? Do they have an emergency exit?


written by Drachen_Jager  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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*fear


written by xxovercastxx  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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Invocations (fear) cannot be called by xxovercastxx because xxovercastxx is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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*fear, indeed. There's not enough money in the world to get me to go on that thing.


written by Sarzy  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Fear) - requested by Sarzy.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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Upvote for Europeans and their inexplicable addiction to Speedos.


written by SDGundamX  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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Oh this video has so many things going for it:
* Insane waterslide I'd LOVE to go on
* Cute female in bikini
* The german language... which to my ear that understands nothing other than the counting heard 'testies' and 'shaft' at points during that... but I think that speaks more to my mindset than what was actually being said


written by spoco2  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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Surely the can find a way to make it remove binkis on the way down...(And replace speedos with trunks)


written by 8772  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^spoco2:
heard 'testies' and 'shaft' at points during that...


I heard shaft twice, but I missed the testes. Sounded like "der shaft"... is that the name of the slide?


written by moonsammy  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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They've got this one at the "Wet 'n Wild" in Vegas, only without the loop. It's called "Der Bombay". The only thing it's got going over this one is that the guys that run the one in vegas lie to you in terms of the count prior to dropping you thru the hatch. They completely ignored the pleas of my wife to give a countdown and the guy pretended like he couldn't hear her right before pressing the button.

It was great.


written by Truckchase  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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Damn that is awesome! Except:

1. Unimaginable wedgie upon exit
2. Fatties get stuck and die?


written by cheesemoo  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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Epic.

I wanna go.


written by Kerotan  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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more likely a light weight person wouldn't make it passed the loop. Especially a low density fat person. Like the stay-puft marshmallow man's baby after he's been microwaved.


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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That thing looks like fun =)


written by sillma  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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@moonsammy/spoco2
2x (wir haben es) "geschafft" - (we) "made" (it)
not
http://www.videosift.com/video/Isaac-Hayes-Shaft-theme-song-the-original
"Test" = "test"
..though you need some metaphorical balls to do this.


written by Eklek  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^Drachen_Jager:
What happens if you don't make the loop and slide back to the first low point? Wouldn't the blockage cause water to pool? Do they have an emergency exit?

They use a really big plunger.


written by lucky760  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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See what you lost by defeating the Germans? These things woulda been EVERYWHERE if they'd won the war!


written by StukaFox  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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I don't understand German, so I'm not sure exactly what they're saying in this, but I assume it has something to do with the dangerous amount of chlorine in the water to help balance out the pee that every single rider leaves behind."

lol, no. They dont talk about chlorine at all. They are testing it for the first time. The narrator talks about how much it costs (500.000 Euro) and if the TÜV accepts the construction. The men and the girl just talk about how awesome it is. The girl seems to be a little bit hysterical, though.


written by coolhund  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^lucky760:
>> ^Drachen_Jager:
What happens if you don't make the loop and slide back to the first low point? Wouldn't the blockage cause water to pool? Do they have an emergency exit?

They use a really big plunger.



LMAO! Yeah, first thing that came to my mind was "OMFG, a giant toilet, complete with vapour trap!"


That final frame of the video is kinda disturbing in a distorted, fisheye'd "Boob Cam" way.


written by Payback  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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This is Germany.
Can you even imagine the amount of safety calculation that went into this? You'll be fine.

However, I used to work in a waterpark in England, and they saved money when building it by reducing the size of EVERYTHING, including the water slides, resulting in an escape velocity high enough to shatter the glass of the barrier at the end of the tunnel with your bare legs, and by the way we just tested the water and it says "burns your eyes out" but we aren't going to empty the pool because that would cost money.


written by MINK  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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love how the announcer says, "Der schaaaaft!"..when the woman comes spilling out.....


written by choggie  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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Fatties get stuck and die?

Nah, the pressure would take care of it :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d633ouCmXww&feature=related


written by Hanns  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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So this is the most balls out compared to the many other looping german water slides you've seen?


written by phelixian  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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That video reminds me very much of videos I have seen of turds' transit through the lower intestine...


written by oxdottir  | 1 year 6 months ago | CH
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>> ^moonsammy:
>> ^spoco2:
heard 'testies' and 'shaft' at points during that...


I heard shaft twice, but I missed the testes. Sounded like "der shaft"... is that the name of the slide?


He sais "Der Looping ist geschafft" which translates into "He made the looping"
I guess they were worried before wether they would actually make it all the way around...

Also this is not in Germany, but Slovenia. Just the people testing it are german. Here is the link to the waterpark: http://www.terme3000.si/home.php?ln=eng


written by maatc  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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*dead


written by eric3579  | 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by eric3579.


written by siftbot  | 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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*promote


written by kronosposeidon  | 7 months ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, June 5th, 2008 2:40pm PDT - promote requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 7 months ago | CH
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Achtung! This way to the showers!


written by blankfist  | 7 months ago | CH
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No blank, don't go there!


written by Numinar  | 7 months ago | CH
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*RECLAIMVOTE!


written by laura  | 7 months ago | CH
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*why?


written by Throbbin  | 7 months ago | CH
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this was not filmed in Germany but in Terme3000, a spa complex in Moravske Toplice, Slovenia. the looping water slide at Terme3000 opened up in june 2008. it was designed by an austrian company Aquarena, and built by slovenian Veplas. you can see the full video here


written by kulpims  | 7 months ago | CH
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